Shortcomings of a Wall Flower

itslevilosa: schrodingers-cat-paradox: #omg i’d be freaking...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 20:14:40 -0400

schrodingers-cat-paradox:

#omg i’d be freaking out if i was that close to being cut in half #but tony’s just ‘welp there goes the door oh well’

#i love how he just tosses it on the ground #like #‘well fuck i guess i gotta replace that now jesus”

#billionaireproblems

jesuschristvevo: when you die right before a checkpoint

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 19:46:13 -0400

jesuschristvevo:

when you die right before a checkpoint

benedictbooty: loconut321: I cant even This made me FEEL

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 19:18:08 -0400

benedictbooty:

loconut321:

I cant even

This made me FEEL

riddikiluslygorgeous: I may have cried

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 18:49:50 -0400

riddikiluslygorgeous:

I may have cried

Photo

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 18:21:39 -0400

confusedtree: My dad stopped expressing disappointment in me...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 18:20:02 -0400

confusedtree:

My dad stopped expressing disappointment in me years ago and just sort of gets tired now

gnarly: reasons to date me: 1: 2: 3: 4: 5: please lol

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 18:18:10 -0400

gnarly:

reasons to date me:
1:
2:
3:
4:
5: please lol

thesanityclause: Anyone watch Phineas and Ferb?Remember that one episode when Dr. Doofenschmirtz...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 18:17:53 -0400

thesanityclause:

Anyone watch Phineas and Ferb?

Remember that one episode when Dr. Doofenschmirtz and Vanessa are riding a scooter to the mall and some guy catcalls at Vanessa and Doof turns and is like “She’s sixteen!” and freakin’ shoots him with a gun that sends people to alien dimensions

A+ Father

“Every time they cut you, I bleed.” - The Heart We Share by...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 02:21:45 -0400

“Every time they cut you, I bleed.” - The Heart We Share by Iain S. Thomas

Amy Pond. The girl who waited. All night in your garden. Was it...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 01:53:13 -0400

_{Amy Pond. The girl who waited. All night in your garden. Was it worth it?}

thereasonimpale: mycroft-queenofcake: thewierdointhegroup: i-have-been-johnlocked: i-am-a-wayward...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 01:25:15 -0400

thereasonimpale:

mycroft-queenofcake:

thewierdointhegroup:

i-have-been-johnlocked:

i-am-a-wayward-daughter:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

barrett-the-babe:

charile:

i hope you hit post limit

I hope your gravestone is in comic sans

I hope you have to use algebra in your career

I hope you lose all your shoes and have to wear crocs

i hope your computer crashes

i hope you step on a lego

i hope they cancel oprah

edgebug: coelasquid: beesmygod: morbi: petitpanda: “If...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 00:56:44 -0400

edgebug:

coelasquid:

beesmygod:

morbi:

petitpanda:

“If you’re not in any of these 21 countries, you won’t be able to authenticate your discs”

Guess you’re fucked if you’re from anywhere that Microsoft doesn’t consider “first world”. A console for the ONE%…

How fucking boneheaded do you have to be to think this is a good idea

is this fucking real. because according to the xbox 1 map japan isnt even highlighted

Here we go, it confirms it on xbox.com

Supported regions:

Australia

Austria

Belgium

Brazil

Canada

Denmark

Finland

France

Germany

Ireland

Italy

Mexico

Netherlands

New Zealand

Norway

Russia

Spain

Sweden

Switzerland

United Kingdom

United States

…

What.

hardcorerockinn: saying “no we can’t” when bob the builder and his gang said “can we fix it?”...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 00:28:42 -0400

hardcorerockinn:

saying “no we can’t” when bob the builder and his gang said “can we fix it?” because you were a rebellious cunt of a child

famishings: eridanduckpora: somethingfeathery: lemon-v: this...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 23:32:12 -0400

famishings:

eridanduckpora:

somethingfeathery:

lemon-v:

this is a baby crow. this is fucking cute. this is fucking adorable. the end.

guys

there is a baby crow on your dash

now stop the porn

Baby of death

one day itll be part of a murder

aintborntipycal: Favourite Movies: The Breakfast Club. ↳...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 23:03:40 -0400

aintborntipycal:

Favourite Movies: The Breakfast Club.

↳ “Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did *was* wrong. But we think you’re crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us… In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basket case, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club.”

Photo

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 22:35:40 -0400

burntlikethesun: positive lady characters meme: Sarah Jane...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 22:07:39 -0400

burntlikethesun:

_{positive lady characters meme:}_{Sarah Jane Smith + powerful/feminist moment}

bradofarrell: This year at E3 during the Xbox panel during a...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 21:39:12 -0400

bradofarrell:

This year at E3 during the Xbox panel during a scripted “trash talk” bit someone made a scripted rape joke (male gamer to girl gamer who sucks at a game: “just wait, it’ll all be over soon.”) and then they acted like it wasn’t a big deal and then they released an expensive, anti-consumer (DRM on physical games) piece of hardware. And then Sony just released the PS4 which is just the PS3 but better graphics and $100 cheaper than the Xbox. So THAT happened.

But then Nintendo just quietly released a bunch of great looking sequels for all of it’s major franchises (Mario, Pikmin, Donkey Kong, and Smash Bros.) and every single one of those games interestingly features playable female characters who haven’t been seen in decades like Dixie Kong and Princess Peach - and Pikmin now has a new female hero.

One of my favorite things about Peach in the new Mario game is that one of the power ups is a literal “cat suit” and Peach’s “cat suit” doesn’t sexualize her at ALL. You can’t even see her boobs. She just looks like she’s wearing over-sized footie pajamas it’s so cute. Also they added a pink letter to the Mario logo just to accommodate Peach’s re-inclusion into the franchise as a character with actual agency!

So at the end of the presentation they tell you to go to the Smash Bros website to find out about new characters. And then they announced this character, Wii Fit Trainer, on the site. And in an interview the director said he gets thousands of requests for almost every video game character under the sun and he’s gotten absolutely zero requests for this character and he put her in the game to be funny and defy fan expectation. This character is literally “hey fuck you we’re the ones making the games around here, and we’ll be goofy and funny if we want to and also check it out another female character in Smash.”

Also the inclusion of the Animal Crossing villager is interesting because Animal Crossing is VERY popular with girls and even though the villager is male I’m 100% certain his alternate costumes will include the girl default villager character. So that’s neat. The three Smash characters they announced were two girl(ish) characters from two girl(ish) games and then Mega Man.

Also in the new Animal Crossing game boys are allowed to cross dress and all of the animals are explicitly genderqueer in the dialog. Characters say stuff like “Boys can ware make up if they want to, I mean, it’s 2013, who cares?” and just today a jock rhino was looking deeply into my eyes and asking me to hike a football and I asked him if he loved me (which was one of the option out of other options about sports) and he was like “Oh I guess a lot can happen when you look into someone else’s eyes like that, huh?” He didn’t even care that we’re both guys. Also in the new Pokemon game you can be black.

Basically what I’m saying is Nintendo is quietly and systematically making their games more socially progressive and Microsoft made a rape joke and then said “what? it was a joke.”

NERDFIGHTERIA CENSUS!

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 21:35:17 -0400

effyeahnerdfighters:

edwardspoonhands:

John and I were talking yesterday and we realized that, though we have a somewhat distinct and ever-changing image of what Nerdfighteria is and who it is composed of, we aren’t precisely sure whether or not that image is correct.

Basically, there are a lot of things we don’t know about the people who watch our videos and the people who consider themselves Nerdfighters. We want to change that, so we’ve put together a 30-something question survey.

http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/PD6ZRK7

Things:

It is not required that you answer all of the questions, but we would like as many people as possible to respond so that we can better understand the world we inhabit

We will, of course, not sell any of this information to anyone. We choose to ask you for information rather than attempting to collect it without your knowledge (through cookes, or whatever.)

Your responses will be confidential and not tied to any name.

We may, however, make public information about Nerdfighteria, but it won’t be connected at all to your name and there won’t be any way to trace it back to you.

Again, the more people take the time (it’ll take more than 10 minutes and less than half an hour) to fill this out, the better Nerdfighteria will be. It’ll also help us make decisions like…what kind of content should we produce and where should we go on tour. So, if you don’t take the survey, your voice won’t be counted!

Here’s the link again!

Hank

DO THE THING!

onna4: I always liked to watch how the Doctor changed how to...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 18:21:39 -0400

onna4:

I always liked to watch how the Doctor changed

how to change his eyes, it’s sad, but they gain something meaningful