#omg i’d be freaking out if i was that close to being cut in half #but tony’s just ‘welp there goes the door oh well’
#i love how he just tosses it on the ground #like #‘well fuck i guess i gotta replace that now jesus”
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when you die right before a checkpoint
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My dad stopped expressing disappointment in me years ago and just sort of gets tired now
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reasons to date me:
1:
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5: please lol
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Anyone watch Phineas and Ferb?
Remember that one episode when Dr. Doofenschmirtz and Vanessa are riding a scooter to the mall and some guy catcalls at Vanessa and Doof turns and is like “She’s sixteen!” and freakin’ shoots him with a gun that sends people to alien dimensions
A+ Father
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“Every time they cut you, I bleed.” - The Heart We Share by Iain S. Thomas
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Amy Pond. The girl who waited. All night in your garden. Was it worth it?
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i hope you hit post limit
I hope your gravestone is in comic sans
I hope you have to use algebra in your career
I hope you lose all your shoes and have to wear crocs
i hope your computer crashes
i hope you step on a lego
i hope they cancel oprah
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“If you’re not in any of these 21 countries, you won’t be able to authenticate your discs”
Guess you’re fucked if you’re from anywhere that Microsoft doesn’t consider “first world”. A console for the ONE%…How fucking boneheaded do you have to be to think this is a good idea
is this fucking real. because according to the xbox 1 map japan isnt even highlighted
Here we go, it confirms it on xbox.com
Supported regions:
- Australia
- Austria
- Belgium
- Brazil
- Canada
- Denmark
- Finland
- France
- Germany
- Ireland
- Italy
- Mexico
- Netherlands
- New Zealand
- Norway
- Russia
- Spain
- Sweden
- Switzerland
- United Kingdom
- United States
…
What.
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saying “no we can’t” when bob the builder and his gang said “can we fix it?” because you were a rebellious cunt of a child
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this is a baby crow. this is fucking cute. this is fucking adorable. the end.
guys
there is a baby crow on your dash
now stop the porn
Baby of deathone day itll be part of a murder
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Favourite Movies: The Breakfast Club.
↳ “Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did *was* wrong. But we think you’re crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us… In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basket case, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club.”
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